- How is it that the guys can go out into the woods, looking for deer to hunt, and find nothing, while I can walk down my county road and see three does, about 100 yards from me? Do deer have hunter radar or something? Why do I use a walking stick on my walks instead of a rifle (bearing in mind that it would be totally illegal for me to hunt these deer on an open county road and that fact that I have no license)?
- Why is beer so incredibly tasty smelling when you can't have any? I've been avoiding wheat once again, and once again beer smells fabulous. Drat.
- Where have all the cowboys gone? Why do I suddenly feel a Paula Cole moment coming on?
- Does anyone else have a secret passion for Greek-Style Yogurt like me? God, I could eat the stuff all the time. Leave me alone for awhile with my yogurt tub, would ya?
- Who knows of an awesome Science program? Someone's gotta have a fabulous one--one that I could use for both a 1st/2nd and 3rd/4th grader? One that has no-nonsense experiments (and not just growing seeds--we've DONE that one to death).
- Do you have a remodeling horror-story? I don't have any to share, but I'm not finished remodeling yet, either. I bet a good one is just around the corner.
- When is girl's night and why do I have to wait so long for it to happen? Fer cripes sakes, it's already been...a week since the last one? Man--that's too long!
- What fabulous thing do you do (or get, or make) for a BFF for her birthday? She's going to read this and giggle that I'm soliciting your ideas...but there it is. I wanna do something FABULOUS.
- Why do my dogs insist on eating cat poop and what can I do to stop them from doing it? I know, this is a gross one, but man! I am so sick of their tootsie-roll snarfing....give it up already!
- Does dirty laundry reproduce? Discuss.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Deep Thoughts With Ruralmama
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6 comments:
I love you.
I have no good answers for any of these, and I'm in the same boat for #8!! (oh, and #2)
My ex-husband use to always say the reason men never came back with a deer was because they were out huntin' 4 legged deer. :-)
Dogs and cat poo?? Mine does the same thing if given the chance....and he hates cats.
I don't really have much of use to say, but all that made me laugh. It's like the randomness that goes on in my head
I like random stuff posts too. This one made me laugh--especially the deer hunting one. My ex used to make it sound like the toughest thing on earth. So, one day I took my camera out and sat in the tall grass and waited. Not half hour later, I got a buck (HUGE buck) that got so close to me, I got SCARED. Great shot, and made the ex look like an idiot. (He was, by the way!)
:D
Deer? They have calendars. And a sixth sense about who is carrying the gun. At least that has been my experience. ;)
LOL....!
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